Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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