Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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