Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her incognito dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.
The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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