Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
The painters knew I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show",
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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