Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway at McDonald's,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with no clothes on,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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