Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili when she shot me,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with no clothes on,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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