Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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