Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I told her shrink I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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