Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare in September,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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