Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I promised her I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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