Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her guru,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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