Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with no clothes on,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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