Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with my best friend,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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