Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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