Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito in September,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on her "Workmate",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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