Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it while in labor,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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