Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Clam Rats
Atomic Desire Boner
German Meat Drug
Steel Pancreas
Clam Drug
Def War Wheel
Satan's Lion Ryche
Hexachloride Head
Steel Motor
Golden Love Snake
Screaming Monkey
Steel Fire
Screaming Clam
German Desire
Fire Drug
Def Desire
Motor Pod
Desire Lullaby
Love Head
Hexachloride Machine

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