Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Def Desire Pod
Albino Candy
Black War Maiden
Fatal Candy Maiden
Clam Head
Burnt Lion Head
Black Death
Poison Monkey
Atomic Clam
Burnt Clam Stick
Burnt Pancreas Lullaby
Black Meat
German War Head
German Lion Stick
Poison Coma
Screaming Fire Stick
Golden Lion Drug
Burnt Hexachloride Machine
Candy Stick
Def War

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