Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her outside Fresno all hunched over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I shrieked in pain I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me