Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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