Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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