Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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