Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her on the highway with her father,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I promised her I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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