Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The painters knew I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with my best friend,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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