Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her incognito dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on her "Workmate",
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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