Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a nightmare in September,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.
My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with a robot,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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