Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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