Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito at McDonald's,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The judge declared I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel while in labor,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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