Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her outside Fresno ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.
I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in my Edsel,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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