Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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