Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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