Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The judge declared I'd salivate forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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