Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The painters knew I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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