Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her incognito all hunched over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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