Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie by the off-ramp,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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