Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her on the highway at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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