Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her at a truck stop with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

She asked me if I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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