Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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