Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd salivate forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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