Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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I met her on probation all hunched over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I shrieked in pain I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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