Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a nightmare all hunched over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

She asked me if I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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