Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.
The judge declared I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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