Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.
My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on a surfboard,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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