Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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