Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a treehouse with her father,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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