Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her on probation all hunched over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd run off at her health club,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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