Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.
The judge declared I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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