Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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