Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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