Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell all hunched over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out at her health club,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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