Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.
The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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