Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.
My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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