Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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