Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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