Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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