Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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