Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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