Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a gay bar dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it with no clothes on,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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