Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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