Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her incognito ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with a robot,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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