Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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