Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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