Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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