Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The painters knew I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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