Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her incognito all hunched over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

The blood test showed I'd live off her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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