Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The painters knew I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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