Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

A Klingon said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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