Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.
The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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