Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.
I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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