Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I promised her I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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