Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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