Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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