Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

The blood test showed I'd salivate forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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