Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Candy Stick
Smoking Coma Machine
Def War Maiden
Monkey Rats
Desire Ship
Desire Rats
Monkey Maiden
Motor Pod
Fire Drug
Fatal Hexachloride Maiden
Albino War Ryche
Satan's Desire Peppers
Atomic Desire
Def Love
Satan's Waste
Fatal Pancreas Head
Poison Waste Wheel
Fokker Head
Burnt Pancreas Drug
Children of the Clam

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