Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Golden Motor Head
Candy Ryche
Love Machine
Lion Drug
Poison War Lullaby
Poison Motor Machine
Golden Coma Drug
Hexachloride Machine
Coma Stick
Children of the Pancreas
Atomic Meat
Love Peppers
Albino Pancreas
Children of the Death Pod
Golden Monkey Wheel
German Desire Snake
Atomic Fire
Black Fokker Stick
Smoking Monkey
Albino War Boner

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