Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Black Monkey
Def Monkey
Smoking Fokker
Smoking Pancreas Head
Death Boner
Death Maiden
Fokker Maiden
Fire Machine
Flying Clam
Motor Pod
Lion Stick
Death Wheel
Poison Candy
Love Lullaby
Screaming Fokker Rats
Love Ship
Waste Rats
Flying Candy Boner
Atomic Death Boner
Screaming Meat Stick

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