Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Burnt Monkey
Poison Waste Wheel
Satan's Motor
Coma Drug
Smoking Coma
Children of the Meat Ryche
Lion Stick
Golden Motor
Fokker Maiden
Black Coma Lullaby
Flying Clam Wheel
War Lullaby
German Candy
Albino Lion
Atomic Coma Maiden
Albino Coma Pod
Love Peppers
Clam Machine
Fatal Fire Stick
Death Ship

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