Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Poison Fokker
Children of the Monkey Stick
Albino Clam Basket
Smoking Death
Steel Death Drug
Flying Coma Stick
Children of the Pancreas
Pancreas Snake
German Clam Head
Golden Meat Peppers
Love Rats
War Head
Death Maiden
Children of the Waste Head
Black Fokker
Pancreas Snake
Screaming Motor
Meat Lullaby
Golden Coma
Atomic Death Snake

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