Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Hexachloride Ryche
Clam Peppers
Children of the Clam
Burnt Clam
Atomic Lion Lullaby
Screaming Lion Maiden
Black Candy Ship
Flying Clam
Screaming Pancreas
Burnt Lion Basket
Hexachloride Head
Flying Desire Ryche
Fokker Lullaby
Monkey Wheel
Children of the Pancreas
Black Motor Pod
Death Ship
Albino Desire
Children of the Hexachloride
Flying Monkey

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