Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Def War
Fire Ryche
Death Head
Albino Hexachloride Boner
Golden Fokker
Black Candy
Screaming Meat Boner
Golden Coma Peppers
Love Maiden
Golden Clam
War Ship
Waste Drug
Children of the Pancreas
Fatal Monkey
Satan's Motor
Black Fokker
Flying War Ship
Fokker Drug
Black Candy
Waste Lullaby

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