Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Candy Maiden
Poison Monkey
Lion Stick
Poison Clam
War Machine
War Pod
Fatal Motor Rats
Screaming Clam Rats
Satan's Clam Stick
Flying Death Head
Children of the Hexachloride
Steel Motor
War Boner
Hexachloride Boner
Candy Basket
War Boner
German Love Lullaby
Satan's Clam Stick
Children of the Lion
Fatal War Ryche

Nick Waterman - Email Me