Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Death Snake
Albino Lion Boner
War Boner
Motor Rats
Death Machine
Poison Coma Ship
Black Fokker
Love Rats
Coma Ryche
Atomic Waste
Candy Machine
Satan's Love Machine
Smoking Fire
Smoking Hexachloride Pod
Satan's Clam
Hexachloride Pod
Screaming Pancreas
Flying War Ryche
German Meat Head
Flying Monkey Lullaby

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