Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Flying Pancreas
Lion Head
Waste Lullaby
Satan's Waste Head
Poison Pancreas
Atomic Monkey Basket
Poison Fokker
Fokker Head
Steel Death
Poison Pancreas
Satan's Meat
Monkey Basket
Desire Peppers
Golden Clam Pod
Def War Wheel
Poison Death Pod
Albino Fokker Stick
Smoking Hexachloride
Black Candy
Fire Ship

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