Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Clam Peppers
Lion Drug
Burnt Hexachloride
German Candy Snake
Poison Hexachloride
Black Love Stick
Children of the Motor Rats
Screaming Pancreas
Def Meat Stick
Monkey Ship
Atomic Motor Boner
Satan's Clam Wheel
Children of the Lion Wheel
Motor Lullaby
Pancreas Peppers
Satan's Pancreas
Waste Wheel
Coma Head
Satan's Death
Coma Boner

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