Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Burnt Death Rats
German Candy
Candy Boner
Atomic Hexachloride
Albino Coma Machine
Hexachloride Lullaby
Fatal Lion
Steel Love Lullaby
Steel War
Albino Death Maiden
Black Fokker
Poison Fire
German Fokker
Children of the Desire
Monkey Snake
Screaming Lion Maiden
Burnt Hexachloride Machine
Candy Stick
Atomic Lion
Steel Fokker

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