Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Screaming Meat Head
Flying Monkey Basket
Burnt Motor Peppers
Monkey Drug
Lion Rats
Fokker Stick
German Waste Machine
Atomic Fire
German Desire Ryche
Meat Peppers
Lion Head
Meat Rats
Love Ship
Poison Lion
Death Maiden
Satan's Fokker Snake
Flying Meat
Candy Wheel
Coma Wheel
Smoking Fokker

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