Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Monkey Machine
Children of the War
Def Meat Snake
Burnt Waste
Smoking Waste Ship
Smoking Clam
Def Meat
Black Meat
Children of the Death
Fire Pod
Hexachloride Boner
Children of the Clam
Fatal War
Fatal Hexachloride Peppers
Love Boner
German Monkey Ship
Poison Waste Peppers
Clam Snake
Satan's Death Ship
Def War Boner

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