Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Fokker Basket
Black Death Pod
Desire Maiden
Atomic Candy Stick
Albino Waste Drug
Children of the Fokker
Smoking Clam
Coma Lullaby
Children of the Desire Maiden
Satan's Motor
Flying War Stick
Waste Ship
Coma Ship
Satan's Hexachloride Ship
Steel Waste
Black Motor
German Hexachloride
Coma Ship
Burnt Meat Ryche
Poison Lion Stick

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