Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Golden War
Desire Snake
Fokker Boner
Meat Maiden
Love Head
German Waste
Poison War
Lion Boner
Flying Death Snake
Golden Meat
German Waste Ryche
Poison Candy
German Motor
Steel Pancreas
Fokker Maiden
Fire Ship
Burnt War Peppers
Candy Basket
Lion Basket
Coma Drug

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