Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Fire Head
Steel Waste
Monkey Lullaby
Satan's Lion
Candy Ship
Desire Rats
Burnt Candy Basket
Clam Stick
Smoking Desire
Hexachloride Ship
Death Machine
Love Rats
Albino Motor
Death Pod
Golden Meat
Death Stick
Albino War Basket
Screaming Pancreas Snake
Steel Clam Wheel
German Desire

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