Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


German Monkey
German Coma
Burnt Clam
Albino Candy
Flying Meat Stick
Black Hexachloride Snake
Satan's Lion
Golden Love Pod
Steel Monkey Lullaby
Steel Pancreas
Def Desire
Atomic Fire Pod
Def Desire Wheel
Candy Head
Flying Coma Basket
War Basket
Albino Motor
Meat Ship
Golden Fokker Ship
Atomic Clam

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