Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Lion Rats
Monkey Drug
German War Ryche
Albino Coma
Fatal Love
Flying Waste
Steel Love Ryche
Golden Waste
Golden Monkey Ship
Desire Lullaby
Children of the Meat Rats
Smoking Waste Pod
Screaming Hexachloride Peppers
Coma Peppers
Satan's War
Steel Love Maiden
Burnt Candy Snake
War Ship
Atomic Desire
Screaming Candy Ryche

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