Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Screaming Fokker
Def Love Wheel
Poison Candy Boner
Desire Rats
Albino Motor Stick
Satan's Fokker
Satan's Hexachloride Basket
Screaming Coma
Steel Love Wheel
Monkey Snake
Burnt Lion
Children of the Love
Golden Motor
Flying Love Machine
Hexachloride Wheel
Satan's Death Basket
Atomic Meat Stick
Def Love Stick
Screaming Motor
Candy Ship

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